Formal apology....

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for never updating my blog.

I'm sorry that it got to the point that Kylie (bless her soul)

felt the need to hack into my account to update it for me.

I'm sorry that all of you (if anyone is still checking this thing)

are subject to looking at this LOVELY picture of me.

....unfortunately, I'm not sorry enough to put a real post up,

but Kylie, if you get bored feel free. ;)

It happened....

She died. Sorry. As you can see from the above photo, it wasn't a very pleasant death. Leave your condolences in the comments. No funeral, no viewing. She would have wanted it this way. Be comforted by the fact that she went the way she would have wanted...wearing a bandanna and sporting war paint. She was happy.

Sorrowfully,
Her Best Friend